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is jeopardy teen tournament getting harder or am i getting dumber?
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Spring '08 Schedule
Anthro 149: Cultural Politics of Gender and Sexuality in Latin America
Anthro 185: Involuntary Crossings
History 78: Modern Latin America
Span. 35: Survey Latin American Lit II
Spanish 50: Latin American Civilization

POST YRS

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i'm trying to figure out if eating ramen raw was a black thing, a poor thing, a nola thing, or a kid thing.
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so i had my first radio show in fo'evs today.
this is what i played.
1. prewar yardsale - that girl suicide
2. the main drag - dove nets
3. britta perrson - you are not my boyfriend
4. electralane - at sea
5. tim fite - i hope yer there
6.mia - xr2
7. plane - blood on the waves
8. john cale - fear is a man's best friends
9.figurines - childhood verse
10 autolux - angry candy
11- frida hyvonen - see how icame into town
12. tom waits - down, down, down
13.vic godard and the subway sect - parallel lines
14.danny! - can't wait
15. simple kid - lil king kong
16. savath y savalas - no puedo de Cidir
17. little wings - scuby

so you're gonna listen? mondays 2-3 pm on wmfo.org.

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tonight was fun

cept that whole smoking lapse. LAME
and that girl wearing blackface. i know that's yr pal and all aubz, but that ish ain't kosher.

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omg pls go to texas and not here
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Paramore.
Seriously. What the fuck is this fucking bullshit?!
They remind me of Rilo Kiley except shittier and with no redeeming qualities (i.e. attractive members. nice hair. TALENT) and they seem to share the same pool of fans. You know, the girls who pretend that they're Jenny Lewis and prance around in white dresses too cute and too small for them. '04 style. But this updated version, this Audrey Kitching (google, pls.) worshiping, chest tattoo wearing, monroe piercing having, Karen O haircutting, myspace angle picture taking, type of high school girl is too much.
And they are invading my MTV. Is it really necessary to play their shit (complete with video so we have to see their FACES?) between every episode of the Hills? I'm trying to mull over how scary/ugly looking Spencer is. How Heidi's nose job was such a good move. How the fuck Tufts alumna Jen Bunney got with Brody. How Lo should have her own show...you know, the usual. And this audio diarrhea messes up my train of thought as I am viscerally overcome with violence.

whatever. point is this band is SO BAD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUTH.
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Yo, why didn't Ms. Christen leave when I was there?! Bullshit.
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Why didn't anyone tell me James Joyce wrote the dirtiest "love" letters, complete with scat, fart, and bondage fantasies? I have hit a goldmine. Look.

"My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also."

Also.
" I got your hot letter tonight and have been trying to picture you frigging your cunt in the closet. How do you do it? Do you stand against the wall with your hand tickling up under your clothes or do you squat down on the hole with your skirts up and your hand hard at work in through the slit of your drawers? Does it give you the horn now to shit? I wonder how you can do it. Do you come in the act of shitting or do you frig yourself off first and then shit? It must be a fearfully lecherous thing to see a girl with her clothes up frigging furiously at her cunt, to see her pretty white drawers pulled open behind and her bum sticking out and a fat brown thing stuck half-way out of her hole."

Moar here and ignore the attempted introduction that justfiies this as Circean beguilement or whatever. Homeboy was trying to get off and stick his dick in his whore's pooper. And smell her poo. And he did.
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If Rudy Giuliani becomes president, I'll actually leave the country.

HE MARRIED HIS COUSIN.
HE'S ALSO CRAZY BY ALL ACCOUNTS.
HE MARRIED HIS COUSIN.
HE WAS AWARE SHE WAS HIS COUSIN.
BUT HE MARRIED HER ANYWAY.

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